Tuesday, December 1, 2009

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How to create (un) BAD Web site?

To Your page has to nothing, you have to remember several basic principles of creating 'bad web design' in both design'u terms, technical, and marketing. Here are 7 * 3 principles:

7 rules 'bad' design'u


first Do not use the convention, and make its own navigation system unreadable, do everything to ensure that you are not able to find on the site.

second Create mysterious labels, obscure descriptions, the more confusing the better.

third Do a search engine or site map and no categories.

4th Hide, or not at all help create the panel for the user.

5th best to the home put a big picture (graphic file), no links, no visibility to search engines.

6th Make complicated drop-down menus in JS or graphical buttons that are invisible to search engines.

7th very small, contrast or confluent with the background, font, preferably in a fancy font unsupported by the majority.

general idea is to hinder as much as possible the user to navigate, find on the page, read and download the materials.



7 rules 'bad side' in terms of technical


first 's best to load the page is about a few minutes or does not it load.

second Party must look different on every operating system and into every browser.

3. Strona musi zawierać mnóstwo niedziałających linków i nieładujących się zdjęć.

4. Nie filtruj danych z formularza, pozwól przeciętnemu użytkownikowi włamać się na stronę.

5. Zrób zastrzeżenia, że strona nie wyświetla się, najlepiej w ok. 90% wszystkich przeglądarek

6. Wstaw ciężka grafikę, mnóstwo Flashy i animacji. Linki otwieraj w pup-up.

7. Najlepiej każdą sekcję strony umieszczaj w ramkach wbudowanych.

Zrób wszystko, co możesz, for the party was hard, hung computer and an infinitely long time to load.



seven principles of "bad marketing" on page


first Under no circumstances place the signs branding.

second Do not post the rules, regulations, privacy policy page

third This makes visitors register and sign up for the mailing list.

4th Do not give out contact information, address, and information that could make you a credible character.

5th Not herring, and even do not post the statistics of visits

6th not optimize your site for search engines.

7th Do not try to be interested Internet user, try to leave your site after a few seconds.

Do not do what others are doing, to get on the site.



Using these tips will surely reach your goal, if it was to create a perfect 'bad side', that is totally inappropriate to the site user's browser and one that simply makes no sense. Read the

again these tips, save important information, or print the whole article, so you have this valuable knowledge at hand.
However, nothing can fix your messages, as practical.
Take a rally to work and create a 'wrong way', following the 7 * 3 rules you should not have any problems.

If you think rationally, your goal is to create a decent, practical and profitable websites and if you're smart enough to know how to interpret these rules 7 * 3. :)

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